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Bill Plaschke Doesn't Actually Know Anything About Any Sports

It's been well-documented that Bill Plaschke doesn't understand baseball, but now he's writing about basketball.  This is amazing.  This is beyond amazing.  It's his column from yesterday entitled "UCLA-Memphis is a coaching mismatch," which suggests Howland is a vastly superior coach to Calipari, using such comparisons such as this:

"He doesn't call timeouts, he doesn't even call plays, instead installing a system in which his players use different motions.

When you see him shouting on the sideline, it will be as a cheerleader, not a caretaker. He will be shouting for players to run hard, to shoot smarter, to get tougher."

Wow, just...wow.  Thank you, Bill.  I really, really enjoyed that.  I'll just ignore the fact somebody had to teach Memphis the system that allows them to score so many points - the same system Grant Wahl wrote a giant, epic, SI piece on - or that what you just stated describes a lot of basketball coaches who run motion offenses and don't have to call out a set play every time.  Thanks to the Times for this.  Simply amazing.

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Joghn Calipari
In my opinion, John Calipari is a scumbag.  He once said something to the effect (paraphrasing) that, having academic standards is unfair to minorities.  Now, hold that thought while you check out his roster.  There will be no moral to the story should Memphis win a national Championship.  Memphis and Calipari is the antithessis of Notre Dame.
Afflict the comfortable; comfort the afflicted; and, please have a mind of your own and don't follow the crowd.

by Granger Irish on Apr 7, 2008 1:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

True or not, that's irrelevant to the article.
It would be relevant to a discussion of Calipari's merits as a person and as the manager of his program, but it's got nothing to do with what his team does on the court.

by Mr Wednesday on Apr 7, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think
That is true. No doubt about that.

by gerardopen on Apr 10, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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