Perhaps, Mr. barcus, you should take a cue from the organizers of the annual Bad Hemingway Competition, and organize a Bad Gilleran Competition (if that's not redundant).  Let people submit their own Gilleranesque lists, and judge which best encapsulate All That Is Gilleran.  Any negative comments about Notre Dame, or any use of capital letters, would disqualify the entrant; otherwise anything goes.

In the words of the immortal Judge Elihu Smails:  "Well?  We're waiting!"